In a move that surprises noone

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24) 05/10/2019 at 12:33 • Filed to: None

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The Trailblazer is back, and its a crossover

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Old Red Wagon > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 12:39

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When is it going to stop?

way2blu does a rev update > Old Red Wagon 05/10/2019 at 12:39

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When it finds a trail

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 12:42

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That’s a Hyundai

Ash78, voting early and often > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 12:53

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Aww, how cute, they even managed to sneak the black D-pillar swoop onto it. Just in case it couldn’t be any more generic. 

shop-teacher > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 12:56

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Chevy, and I say this as a person who historically has been a GM fanboy, has completely lost the plot.

shop-teacher > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/10/2019 at 12:56

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Pretty sure it's a Toyota ...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > shop-teacher 05/10/2019 at 12:57

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Lambo bro...

Cash Rewards > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/10/2019 at 12:58

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You're a Hyundai

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Cash Rewards 05/10/2019 at 13:00

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VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > shop-teacher 05/10/2019 at 13:22

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Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

412GTI > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 13:26

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Classic GM. Take an existing vehicle name that isn’t tarnished, completely abandon it a model cycle later for an older name (that used to be a large, three-row crossover).

Why not just call this the Trax? From a Marketing perspective I get that the Blazer, Trailblazer resonates with more people overall, but what the hell no the sizes are switched? You go GM. 

and 100 more > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 13:46

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Wait, so which is bigger, the Blazer or the T- Blazer?

Shift24 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 14:19

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GM is really good at ruining nameplates, Not that the Trailblazer was anything tru ly special but the SS version was respected.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > and 100 more 05/10/2019 at 14:23

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The Trailblazer is smaller. Meant to replace the trax

and 100 more > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 14:40

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It’s all so fucking pointless with these names...

404 - User No Longer Available > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 14:45

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This looks bigger than the Trax though.

404 - User No Longer Available > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 14:46

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At least this one won’t be as easy to flip.

dogisbadob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 15:41

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They should’ve just give us this

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 15:49

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Was the original trail blazer a true SUV? No not really so I guess I’m not too disappointed , or more like i’m beyond being disappointed at this point.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 16:03

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I don’t understand the collective freakout over “ruining” this name either. (well, I get it, this is the internet, we are required to be outraged at something )

The trailblazer, in my eyes, was a POS pre-bankruptcy generic CUV. Yeah, there was the SS version, which I thought was pointless at the time, but it seems like people really loved them, especially in Dayton. Nothing there to tarnish.

The blazer name was ruined in the 90's. The new blazer doesn’t deserve credit for that. Although ugly as hell, the new blazer seems like a natural progression of the jellybean that came out in the 90's.

JeepJeremy > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2019 at 17:42

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My Trailblazer is way cooler

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > 404 - User No Longer Available 05/10/2019 at 17:57

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Lots of people put on weight when they get old. Don't judge.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/11/2019 at 07:43

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would you rather the new Captiva, built in China?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > dogisbadob 05/11/2019 at 07:55

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They can't... it's only got another year to run. It's a fairly ancient platform now too.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/11/2019 at 09:47

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I guess some people are disappointed cause the Brazilian trailblazer is a body on frame suv on the Colorado platform so they were hoping for that